1楼:小犀牛高中二年级的时候上体育课,男生们都在踢球,我在旁边看,忽然一个球过来了,我特激动,飞起一脚,球好像没动,鞋踢过去了。更重要的是,不远处有俺的一个很看重很看重的女生朋友……小编点评:真的是人在“回”途啊!3楼:风沙上高中的时候,同学Z和Q被老师一个放在门口的第一桌,一个放在对角线的最后一桌。他们每天传纸条,因为距离太远,他俩就扔。一天,Q把一个纸条“嗖”地扔了过去,正好我们老师进来,直接打在老师身上。老师捡起纸条狠狠地蹬了Q一眼,打开纸条,说:“让你天天传,这回我看看都传了什么!”纸条上是这样写的,“Z,你说咱们俩天天这么传纸条,要是哪天打在老师身上就好玩了。”班上同学包括老师,差点都快憋出内伤了…… 1st Floor: Little Rhino High School sophomore when physical education, boys are playing, I was watching next, suddenly a ball over, I was excited, fly kick, the ball did not seem to move, the shoe kicked over . More importantly, not far from I have a very valued girl friends ... ... Comments: really is in the “back ” way ah! 3rd Floor: Sand high school, classmates Z and Q was a teacher on the first table at the door, one on the diagonal of the last table. They pass papers daily, and they throw away because they are too far away. One day, Q threw a slip of paper into the wind, just as our teacher came in and hit the teacher directly. The teacher picked up the note severely kicking a Q, open the note, said: “Let you every day pass, this time I see what have been passed! ” The note is written, “Z, You said that we both pass the paper every day, if it is fun to play the teacher on the day. ”Class classmates, including teachers, almost bribe out almost hurt ... ...