这些天来,我对宋菲菲撒了多少谎?说了多少句假话?朱所长说五千万是女的,我也跟着说是女的;朱所长说五千万看上去五十都不止,我也跟着说五十都不止;赵镇长说我是单身,我也跟着说是单身;赵镇长说我父母双亡,我也跟着说父母双亡……我他妈的我还是人吗?宋菲菲能原谅我吗?她不和我离婚才怪呢!一“小金,蜜月还没结束?”赵镇长问。“刚过一星期,还早着呢!”我说。赵镇长虽然比我大二十多岁,但和我相处其乐融融并无代沟,和我关系很铁,是铁打的哥们,是不计笑骂的哥们。去年,我当上了叶场镇工业办公室主任,也是赵镇长提携的结果。可赵镇长从不叫我金主任,不论是在私下还是在他人面前,他都喊我小金。“小金,从今天起,我要喊你金主任喽。”赵镇长哈 How many lies did I spend on Song Fifi these days? How many false statements were made? Zhu said 50 million women were women, and I followed them to be women; More than that, I also followed that 50 more than; Zhaozong Chang said I was single, I also followed that is single; Zhao Zhenzhang said my parents died, I also followed that both parents died ...... I fuck me Or human? Song Feifei forgive me? She did not divorce it strange! A “Little Kim, the honeymoon is not over?” Zhao asked. “Just a week, it’s still early! ” I said. Although Zhao Zhaochang is more than 20 years old than me, but I get along well-being and there is no gap, and my relationship is iron, iron fight buddy, is not counting laughing curse buddy. Last year, I became the director of Yechang Industrial Office and the result of Zhao Zhenzong. May Zhaozhao Chang never called me director, whether in private or in front of others, he called me a small gold. “Little Kim, from today, I want to call you Director Jin myself.” "Zhao Zhenzhaha