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【起名字】一对娃孙的夫妻,老来得子,热泪盈眶。老先生一把抱起刚刚出生的小婴儿,一脸骄傲地对他说:“孩子,我要你将来比国父孙中山先生还要强两倍!”于是他们给儿子取了一个很响亮的名字,叫作——“孙串出”。【区别大了】悟空和唐僧一起上某卫视相亲节目,悟空上台,24盏灯全灭。理由:没房没车只有一根破棍;保镖职业危险;动不功打妖精,对女生不温柔;坐过牢,曾被压五指山下500车。唐僧上台,哗!灯全亮。理由:公务员;皇上兄弟,后台最硬;精通梵文等外语;长得帅;最关键一点,有宝马。
【Name】 A pair of couple, grandchildren, tears. The old gentleman picked up the newly born baby and proudly said to him: “Child, I want you to be twice as powerful as the Sun Yat-sen in the future!” So they gave their son a very loud name , Called - “Sun string out ”. 【Big difference】 Wukong and Tang Seng together on a TV blind show, Goku came to power, 24 lights all off. Reasons: no house no car is only a broken stick; bodyguards occupational hazards; move to play the fairy, the girls are not gentle; sit in prison, had been under pressure five fingers down 500 cars. Monk came to power, wow! Reasons: civil servants; the brother of the emperor, the background of the hardest; proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages; handsome; the most crucial point, there are BMW.