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醉人醒语 某连锁酒店的夜班接线员,一夜连续10次接到同一个男人打来的电话,那人只重复着一句醉话:“请告诉我酒店的酒吧间什么时候开门?” 接线员第11次接听到这话时气坏了,没好气地说:“记住,蠢货,早上9点开门！” “早点开门吧。”醉汉哀求说,“我被锁在酒吧里了,我想离开呀！” 即时广告 一位太太走进一连锁超市,见货架上有一品牌面霜,广告写的是:消除皱纹,永葆青春。便问店员是否真的如此。 店员对另一个年轻的女店员说:“妈,你过来,让这位太太看看你的皮肤！”
Intoxicating the night shift operator in a hotel chain, received a call from the same man 10 times in a row, the man only repeated a drunk: “Please tell me when the hotel bar open the door?” The operator answered the eleventh When it was bad, I said snappily: “Remember, Idiot, open at 9am!” “Open the door early.” The drunk begged, “I was locked in the bar. I want to leave! Instant advertising A lady walks into a supermarket chain and sees a brand cream on the shelves that advertises: Eliminate wrinkles and stay young. Ask the clerk if it really is. The clerk told another young clerk: ”Mom, come here and let the wife look at your skin!"