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我是一个特别爱说话的人,只要一刻不说话,我就会难受得不得了。你看过周星驰的电影《九品芝麻官》吧?在电影里,周星驰可以把大浪说回大海,把弯弯的水管说直,你一定觉得他很厉害吧?在我眼里,这都是小儿科啦!在我居住的地方,河水早就被我说得倒流了,连磁场都被我说得倒转了,所以,我们这里的生活遵循的完全是另一套物理法则。我的亲人、朋友、老师、同学都被我说出了听力障碍,不过电视台倒不介意,老找我主持节目。因为不管是什么节目,不管有没有嘉宾,我都能滔滔不绝地说上几天几夜,保证
I am a particularly talkative person, and I will be very unhappy if I do not speak for a moment. Have you seen Stephen Chow’s movie “Nine Products of Sesame Officer”? In the movie, Stephen Chow can put the waves back to the sea, the straight pipe bent, you must think he is very good? In my eyes, this is a pediatric Wherever I live, the river has long since been refuted by me, even the magnetic fields have been reversed by me, so our life here is completely followed by another set of physical laws. My relatives, friends, teachers, and classmates have all spoken of my hearing impairment. However, the TV stations do not mind, and they always find me to host the program. Because no matter what program, with or without guests, I can talk endlessly a few days and nights, guaranteed