一次买完凉皮回宿舍后去别的宿舍溜了一圈,回来发现舍友在吃我的凉皮。他们见我回来,其中一人对我说:“你怎么才回来?凉皮都凉了!”在食堂排队,听见旁边一男生说:“师傅,来碗子弹菜花汤(紫菜蛋花汤)!”笑得我喷汤了。那天去买西瓜,听见有人在问卖瓜的:“你的西瓜有皮吗?”一个体育系的学生上实习课时,有很多老师听课,他很紧张,最后要解散队伍时,一时脑子空白,硬憋了一句:“全体注意,立正!闪!”有个同学一直在复习计算机三级,有一天踢足球,另一同学带球到了底线,只听他大喊:“回车!回车(传中)!” Once bought Liangpi quarters back to other quarters slipped around, came back and found roommate eating my cool skin. They see me back, one of them said to me: “How do you come back? Liangpi are cold!” Queuing in the canteen, I heard a boy next to said: Master, to the bowl of bullet cauliflower soup ! “” I smiled so happy. The day to buy watermelon, I heard someone asking the sale of melon: “a watermelon skin?” A physical education student practice class, there are many teachers to attend classes, he was nervous, and finally to dissolve the team, temporary mind Blank, hard hold a sentence: “All attention, positive! Flash!” There is a classmate has been reviewing the computer three, one day playing football, another student dribbling to the bottom line, just listen to him shouting: “back Car! Enter (pass)! ”