最近俺奶牛眼睛老痒痒,没事就眨啊眨的,老想伸爪挠挠。这好像不算什么光彩的事情,俺不好意思跟俺妈说,每当她用怀疑的眼光盯着挤眉弄眼的俺,俺都要故作深沉地从她面前飘过:“黑夜啊,给了俺黑色的眼睛。可是俺啊,偏用它来翻白眼儿。”女人都是敏感的动物,俺妈不久就发现不对劲的原因了,那就是只要电视机一开,前面就老有俺的影子在晃:俺在电视屏幕右下角扮演大头贴,俺在屏幕左下角假 I recently cows old eyes itchy, nothing blink blinking, always want to claw scratch. It does not seem so glorious thing, I am sorry to say with my mom, whenever she stares at me with suspicious gaze, I have to pretend to drifting deep in front of her: “night ah, gave I black eyes, but I ah, partial use it to turn a blind eye. ”Women are sensitive animals, my mother soon found the wrong reason, that is, as long as the TV is on, in front of the old I shadow Akira: I play in the lower right corner of the TV screen ID, I leave the bottom left corner of the screen